Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Hotpants, baby!


Okay, so here are my buttocks lovingly ecased in my new Zaggora Hotpants.  I suppose my bum isn't so bad, but it's not the tight toned asset it used to be, the type that I used to quite proudly display in a figure hugging skirt to detract from the fact that my legs weren't so long, and that a mini-bum means I have no cleavage of note to stare at.

But my wedding day dawns, and I want my posterior to be in tip top condition as I slinkily sashay down the aisle, not that you'll see it shrouded in yards of shiny black satin, but if its a big wobbling blancmange of an arse that resembles an old cauliflour then that sashay will be a little less self assured.

Zaggora hotpants to the rescue!*

So, how do I find them?  Well, I was thankful to find that the 'small' size I'd asked for do fit, I was starting to worry as at the moment I feel far more comfortabe in a 10 than my usual 8, but I can get them zipped up without a struggle.  The hotpants have the rather nice benefit of flattening and streamlining your figure whether you wear them on their own or under other clothing.  I've frequently worn them underneath a maxi dress and no one would know - well, except for the tell-tale sound of "swish swoosh" as I walk that has seen me frequently taken the mickey out of by t'other half.  Yes, wear the hotpants and they will hear you coming - unless that is you are blessed with those skinny little thighs that don't meet in the middle, like I was but have not been since before pregnancy. 

The claim is that the hotpants will help you lose inches from your bum, tum and thighs, eradicating cellulite in the process.  So two weeks on has it made a difference?  I do believe so actually.  I have noticeably less cellulite than I did have and I feel tighter somehow.  I haven't worn them everywhere and I certainly haven't worn them in bed, but I have worn them every day and both my partner and I think they've had a positive impact on my bum, legs and thighs.  They haven't done anything for the little tum that I never used to have BB (Before Babyzoid), but I know what I reaaaally have to do if I want rid of the belly fat (EXERCISE!)

The hotpants work by making you sweat (niiice) and you do indeed find that you are somewhat 'glowing' when you peel them off, but you can tell they're doing good.  I've also felt the urge to exercise on occasion because I feel like I look all sporty when I put them on.  Don't worry, I've only given in to this strange compulsion once, but once is a start right? I'm determined to shift this excess fat if it kills me so I'm going to keep wearing my hotpants to see if I really can lose two dress sizes.  Actually, as I'm between an 8 and a 10 right now (big for me!), my usual small 8 is what I'm really aiming for.  I'll keep you informed of my progress!

If you want 10% off a pair please let me know in the comments and I will send you a voucher code.

*Disclosure: I received a free pair of hotpants from Zaggora to trial - though I assume they are not going to be asking for them back! :)

6 comments:

  1. Good, 'cause I'm kind of attached to them :D

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  2. You're a size 10? Dude, that's tiny anyway!

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  3. I absolutely *LOVE* my hotpants. You wear them the other way around to me...I have the hot pants square on the front. xxx

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  4. Motherventing - lol, I know I know, but I have petite bones!

    SAHM - Yeah I'm wondering if I have them the wrong way round now!!! Hehe xX

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  5. Lol, glad they seemed to be working x

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